Hey! I’m Jacob.
*Also known as: J-Man, J-Dog, J-Sizzle, J-bob, or Steve.
Cleveland born. California raised. Colorado finished.
A Jewish Church.
King of naps.
Tasty wave hunter.
Professional Wii bowler.
Lover of dad jokes.
Believer in mermaids, unicorns, werewolves, vampires, and all things mystical (except fairies… nice try lol).
Disappointed fan of CU football.
Mountaineering enthusiast.
Future resident of mars.
Part time magician.
Full time Jacob.
Some things that make me the most Jacob:
Want to know more? Let’s chat.
jacobchurch396@gmail.com