Hey! I’m Jacob.

*Also known as: J-Man, J-Dog, J-Sizzle, J-bob, or Steve.

Cleveland born. California raised. Colorado finished.

  • A Jewish Church.

  • King of naps.

  • Tasty wave hunter.

  • Professional Wii bowler.

  • Lover of dad jokes.

  • Believer in mermaids, unicorns, werewolves, vampires, and all things mystical (except fairies… nice try lol).

  • Disappointed fan of CU football.

  • Mountaineering enthusiast.

  • Future resident of mars.

  • Part time magician.

  • Full time Jacob.

Some things that make me the most Jacob:

Want to know more? Let’s chat.

jacobchurch396@gmail.com